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Funny Lists--Laughter is Good for the Soul

5/25/2012

 
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I write our regional newsletter that encompasses most of Northern California. Because I like to make it funny, I often head over to Funny Lists to get some cool fun stuff for people to read. --->

I added a link to their website so you can find some funny stuff when you're feeling low. Since it's Memorial Day weekend and it's about to thunder and rain all over the place, I thought I'd add a little humor to my blog.

Expressions For High Stress Days

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

3. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

5. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

6. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

7. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

8. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

9. You! Off my planet! (My personal favorite)

10. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

11. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.

12. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

13. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

14. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

15. Let me show you how the guards used to do it.

16. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

17. Allow me to introduce my selves.

18. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

19. Better living through denial.

20. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

I'm off to spend my weekend in the rain with 5 grandsons and their parents. We'll watch the boat sit in the garage, barbeque in the kitchen, and view the stars on our television set.

Happy Memorial Day. God Bless you, Terry, Pete, and Jerry. You served your countries well.

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Hildie McQueen link
5/29/2012 06:03:21 am

I cracked up several times, thanks for the giggles!

Minecraft link
7/16/2012 08:59:28 pm

I'm truly enjoying the style and layout of your website. It's a very simple on the eyes which makes it a lot more pleasant for me to come here and go to more often. Did you hire out a designer to create your theme? Superb work!


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