For the last two days I've tried to use the Weebly app to post my blog. Ah, it didn't work. Well, once it worked, but the next two times it didn't which is why there wasn't a blog on Wednesday.
Now that the app has been trashed, here is the blog I intended to post yesterday. It all has to do with humor. As a crohnie I've had my share of humorous comments. Sometimes they hurt, but for the most part, they are funny. Here are a few I'd like to share along with my mental comments.
1. You have to use the restroom again?
Um, yeah. You got a problem with that?
2. I don't think you should be eating that.
What are you, the food police?
3. "How did you lose the weight?"
"I have Crohn's disease."
"Damn, girl. I wish I had it, too."
Idiot
4. All illness' are born in the mind.
Well, I'm sure glad God made me creative, moron.
5. Go ahead and try a bite. It won't hurt you, I promise.
*slams hand on forehead* Jackass
6. Can you share the Prednisone? I'd love to have your energy.
Do I dare?
7. You can't eat pizza? Why that would kill me. I couldn't do it. Seriously. Could. Not. Do. It.
I did almost die, you jackassmoron.
8. So, what would happen if you did eat fiber?
Does she really think I'm going to discuss a bowel perforation with her? Or a blockage? Or agonizing pain? Argh.......
9. Are you gonna die?
No. But you are.
10. I made ANOTHER appointment to see my PC about my constant diarrhea and nausea. My doc, who insisted I had IBS had gone home sick so I saw...
New doc glances through my chart. "And why are you here today?"
*deep sigh* My diarrhea is horrible and I am nauseated all the time."
He studies me before saying, "What do you do for a living."
"Ah, I write."
"Oh, you're sensitive."
"I guess so." What is this guy, another idiot in a long list of jackasses?
"You wait right here."
Like I'm going anywhere. I twiddle my thumbs, urge myself not to be so humiliated, and wait. Finally...
"Here." He hands me a piece of paper. "You're gluten intolerant. All writers are. This diet will fix you right up."
Double idiot
I hope I brought a little humor into your day. Oh, and I have the second edit back on The Light and the Flame. I can't wait to get started!
(((hugs)))
Louann
Now that the app has been trashed, here is the blog I intended to post yesterday. It all has to do with humor. As a crohnie I've had my share of humorous comments. Sometimes they hurt, but for the most part, they are funny. Here are a few I'd like to share along with my mental comments.
1. You have to use the restroom again?
Um, yeah. You got a problem with that?
2. I don't think you should be eating that.
What are you, the food police?
3. "How did you lose the weight?"
"I have Crohn's disease."
"Damn, girl. I wish I had it, too."
Idiot
4. All illness' are born in the mind.
Well, I'm sure glad God made me creative, moron.
5. Go ahead and try a bite. It won't hurt you, I promise.
*slams hand on forehead* Jackass
6. Can you share the Prednisone? I'd love to have your energy.
Do I dare?
7. You can't eat pizza? Why that would kill me. I couldn't do it. Seriously. Could. Not. Do. It.
I did almost die, you jackassmoron.
8. So, what would happen if you did eat fiber?
Does she really think I'm going to discuss a bowel perforation with her? Or a blockage? Or agonizing pain? Argh.......
9. Are you gonna die?
No. But you are.
10. I made ANOTHER appointment to see my PC about my constant diarrhea and nausea. My doc, who insisted I had IBS had gone home sick so I saw...
New doc glances through my chart. "And why are you here today?"
*deep sigh* My diarrhea is horrible and I am nauseated all the time."
He studies me before saying, "What do you do for a living."
"Ah, I write."
"Oh, you're sensitive."
"I guess so." What is this guy, another idiot in a long list of jackasses?
"You wait right here."
Like I'm going anywhere. I twiddle my thumbs, urge myself not to be so humiliated, and wait. Finally...
"Here." He hands me a piece of paper. "You're gluten intolerant. All writers are. This diet will fix you right up."
Double idiot
I hope I brought a little humor into your day. Oh, and I have the second edit back on The Light and the Flame. I can't wait to get started!
(((hugs)))
Louann
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